Tag: funny
group name: bitoeverything
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October 26, 2007 11:21 PM EDT --
Non-copywrite joke
Who Says There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question?
These are questions that people actually asked of ParkRangers around the country, proving once again that thereis . . . more
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June 22, 2007 03:40 PM EDT --
I had to share this with my Gather friends. It's come around millions of times in the email but every once in a while when I get it again I have to chuckle. So enjoy.....
If you . . . more
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September 17, 2007 01:10 AM EDT --
So I posted the article about self help for dogs, http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977118509, it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to some funnies about cats.
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July 22, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
My most interesting vacation took place when I was a junior in college. An Economics professor had a grant to take one of her econ. classes to Florida for the week. They kids were going to work at . . . more
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September 30, 2007 08:29 PM EDT --
I think its funny when people try and advertise things and get it all wrong. I worked at a newspaper one year and I didn't find any bloopers. So here are ones that I have found that I want to share . . . more
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June 13, 2008 11:13 AM EDT --
This morning the kids and I were sitting at the table eating our breakfast together like we always do. We were talking about what we thought we should do today. We're SO happy that it's . . . more
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October 03, 2008 01:23 PM EDT --
This came from an e-zine I subscribe to. As part of the package every day they include one of the many humerous anecdoes featured in Reader's Digest over the years.
I almost fell off of my chair . . . more
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June 16, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
Had to share this little chuckle..... sorry to the lawyers in the group but face it, you know we love to hate you! LOL
The Duck & the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. . . . more
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June 18, 2007 10:41 AM EDT --
"Noah and the Camels"
Noah was standing at the gangplank checking off the pairs
of animals when he saw three camels trying to get on board.
"Wait a minute!" he said. "Two each . . . more
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September 17, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
My four year old son is always saying the funniest things.
The other day he told my uptight sister in law that her ice cream was the color of Poop.
We found it funny she did not.
You never know what . . . more
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August 19, 2007 03:32 PM EDT --
I got this joke in my email today, and I thought it was cute:
Father to son : "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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September 30, 2007 11:06 PM EDT --
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in
pairs to Cape Canaveral.
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November 20, 2007 03:44 PM EST --
Riddle
You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you . . . more
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December 21, 2007 06:09 PM EST --
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk she offers question time.. One little boy . . . more
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December 21, 2007 06:25 PM EST --
A man owned a small farm in Indiana .
The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.
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December 28, 2007 05:36 PM EST --
Dear God
Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her mother . . . more
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September 30, 2008 03:44 PM EDT --
Another funny from my email:
Peeping Tom
This girl I know lives on the 4th floor of an apartment, and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she . . . more
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October 04, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21078088/
FOND DU LAC, Wis. Apperently somebody needs to go real bad. Someone has been repeatedly stealing toilet paper from the men's public bathrooms at the . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
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1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . . more
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